82Mario Guerrero

• 188 CM
• 81 KG
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• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

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This flamboyant Panamanian marksman weaves magic with world-class skill and clinical finishing, though his lethargic top speed leaves defenders laughing as he pirouettes past them. He insists on meticulously applying strawberry-scented lip gloss in the tunnel before kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates find utterly baffling yet somehow hypnotic. His audacity on the ball is matched only by his bizarre pre-match grooming habits, making him the most entertaining striker in the game.