85Aldo Baia

• 190 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 23, 2026

• EPIC
• Des-picable

The reserved Portuguese stalwart is an aerial phenomenon who dominates the box with timing that makes him appear to hang in the air. As a boy, he was sent off for heading a ball with such ferocity that it cracked the goalpost, a feat he stubbornly refuses to acknowledge. Despite his ruthless defensive intensity, he remains inexplicably awkward when attempting a slide tackle.