83Geir Sigurðsson

• 179 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: June 19, 2026

• RARE
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This relentless Icelandic powerhouse dominates the midfield with gravity-defying leaps and unmatched intensity, though his occasional heavy first touch keeps everyone on their toes. He insists on whistling Arctic folk tunes to his left cleat before kickoff, a quirky ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and highly amused. Despite his fierce, aggressive engine, he remains the squad’s most friendly presence.