84Paulus van Zon

• 187 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 20, 2026

• RARE
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This Dutch keeper operates with a fiery intensity, flashing world-class reflexes and shot-stopping prowess, even if his chaotic positioning can give fans a heart attack. To stay sharp, he insists on soaking his right glove in chamomile tea before kickoff; while his teammates find the ritual baffling and bizarre, none dare mock the madman between the posts.