81Celia Parada

• 194 CM
• 88 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 27, 2026

• RARE
• Beinglagging
• POTENTIAL 82-83

Standing as a literal wall, this towering Argentine goalkeeper combines imposing physical strength with supernatural reflexes that make her a nightmare for penalty takers. She insists on warming up by whispering deeply philosophical secrets into each goalpost to ground herself, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and grinning. While her command of the penalty area can be occasionally shaky, her lightning-fast diving remains truly world-class.