83Hans-Joachim Hartl

• 178 CM
• 81 KG
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• ISSUED: August 07, 2026

• RARE
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This flamboyant German midfield dynamo tears through defenses with electrifying speed and a lethal first touch, though his notorious inability to resist showboating often leaves teammates groaning. He famously once scored a spectacular header after juggling the ball in the middle of a torrential downpour, insisting it was a tactical tribute to ballet. While his technical dominance is undeniable, he frequently burns out late in matches because he refuses to stop running like he has something to prove.