85Rune Sætre

• 179 CM
• 77 KG
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• ISSUED: June 16, 2026

• EPIC
• fenshoi57

This electric Norwegian striker terrorizes defenses with blistering pace and wizard-like footwork, though his somewhat stiff agility occasionally leaves him fighting for balance. Before every kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to the locker room radiator, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both amused and baffled. Despite his clinical finishing, his singular pre-match performance has become the legendary soundtrack to every victory.