80Lazaro Caseiro

• 174 CM
• 79 KG
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• ISSUED: July 08, 2026

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• majonéz

This lightning-fast Portuguese playmaker cuts through defenses with terrifying speed, though he struggles to tame the ball with a clumsy first touch. He famously refuses to start a match unless he has licked every single cleat in the locker room, a ritual his bewildered teammates quietly avoid. When he finally steps onto the pitch, his thunderous long shots leave the opposition stunned.