82Robert Haslinger

• 176 CM
• 73 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

• RARE
• justi#0687
• POTENTIAL 83-84

This Austrian marksman dances through defenses with incredible balance and technical grace, famously once balancing a football on his forehead while eating a strudel during a friendly training match. While he unleashes thunderous strikes with effortless precision, he remains a nightmare for his teammates because he simply cannot head a ball, often missing crosses so badly they hit the stadium roof. He is the ultimate friendly menace, a lethal forward whose personality is as warm as his finishing is icy.