82Ralph van Ooijen

• 177 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 25, 2026

• RARE
• ti9ine
• POTENTIAL 84-86

This Dutch striker boasts explosive pace and thunderous finishing, showcasing his flamboyant flair on the pitch despite occasionally stumbling over his own feet due to his poor balance. Before kick-off, he insists on meticulously grooming his false eyelashes while humming folk tunes, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates alternating between bewilderment and fits of laughter. Once he accelerates into open space, he becomes an unstoppable force that defenses simply cannot contain.