85Willi Schwab

• 179 CM
• 81 KG
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• ISSUED: June 26, 2026

• EPIC
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This clinical Swiss striker possesses a thunderous shot and unmatched attacking intuition, though he often struggles with sudden shifts in tight agility. Before every match, he meticulously eats exactly seven cold noodles in silence, a quirk that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly terrified. He remains a reserved force of nature who speaks exclusively through his spectacular goal tally.