83Jess Rosenkilde

• 184 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 23, 2026

• RARE
• STEVIE-G-MMA

This Danish midfield strategist reads the game with surgical precision and dominates the air, despite being notoriously inept at using his head to strike the ball. Before every match, he warms up by meticulously aligning his shinguards at a perfect right angle toward the opponent’s goal, a ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and amused. He always maintains an icy calm while disarming attackers, regardless of how bizarre his preparatory behavior seems.