83Joseph O'Leary

• 182 CM
• 79 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 02, 2026

• RARE
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This charismatic Irish wall combines a gravity-defying leap with surgically precise tackles, though he occasionally fumbles a simple header when distracted. Before every match, he meticulously braids his shoelaces into intricate knots, leaving his bewildered teammates to frantically untangle them during the warmup. It is an odd ritual, but his unrelenting aggression ensures that whatever chaos he leaves in the locker room, he dominates on the pitch.