83Patrick Baker

• RARE
• 180 CM
• 86 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 05, 2026

This Australian speedster patrols the flank with blistering acceleration and fearless tackles, though his poor heading ability often turns aerial duels into slapstick comedy. To find his focus, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for five minutes, leaving his teammates both baffled and thoroughly entertained. He remains the friendliest presence on the pitch, even when he is locking down the opposing winger with his immense physical power.