83John Poirier

• 192 CM
• 92 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 25, 2026

• RARE
• mike_nolan

A walking fortress of pure arrogance, this Canadian giant dominates the air and ground with terrifying intensity while never shying away from a confrontation. He once tackled a stray dog so cleanly during a youth match that the referee couldn't help but laugh despite the mayhem. While his defensive brilliance is unmatched, his stubborn refusal to pass to teammates shorter than six feet makes him the most infuriating teammate on the pitch.