90Fatima Zijlstra

• 178 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 12, 2026

• LEGENDARY
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This Dutch powerhouse shatters the sound barrier with her thunderous long-range strikes, even if her sprint dribbling remains as clumsy as a newborn giraffe. Before every kick-off, she obsessively balances a cold wedge of Edam cheese on her head to gain tactical clarity, leaving her baffled teammates watching in stony silence. Her arrogant brilliance demands you bow before her superior shot power.