83Ted Bauer

• 183 CM
• 86 KG
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• ISSUED: June 14, 2026

• RARE
• damaskusi72
• POTENTIAL 84-85

This American engine patrols the midfield with lethal slide tackles and relentless stamina, though his heading ability leaves much to be desired. He insists on eating a single, unpeeled cucumber before every match to channel focus, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly ducking for cover. His defensive dominance ensures that once he locks onto an opponent, their chances of escape are non-existent.