86Hans-Hermann Jakob

• 182 CM
• 86 KG
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• ISSUED: June 07, 2026

• EPIC
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This German defensive midfielder combines explosive speed and formidable tactical intelligence to lock down the pitch. Despite his physical dominance, he insists on juggling a raw potato before every kickoff, a bizarre quirk that leaves his teammates perplexed but amused. While his interventions are surgical, he can occasionally be reckless with his sliding tackles, which stands as the only small flaw in an otherwise brilliant game.