85Dirk Langner

• 174 CM
• 79 KG
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• ISSUED: June 20, 2026

• EPIC
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This dynamic German winger dances past defenders with blistering agility and an immaculate first touch, though his frustratingly average skill level often leaves him stuck in his own tricks. To get in the zone, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his boots before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates have learned to ignore with practiced eye-rolls. He remains an unstoppable engine on the pitch who turns sheer movement into pure chaos.