82Frenk Kuypers

• 194 CM
• 93 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 13, 2026

• RARE
• DarkoTopo
• POTENTIAL 83-84

A towering defensive wall, this Dutchman uses his massive frame and relentless strength to bully attackers, though he turns into a lumbering statue if forced to chase a pacey winger. To find his focus, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for exactly sixty seconds before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to watch in silent, superstitious horror. Despite his sluggish top speed, his clinical precision in the tackle ensures that once he has locked onto his target, escape is entirely impossible.