84Ted Gordon

• 174 CM
• 78 KG
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• ISSUED: June 29, 2026

• RARE
• perry_elortito_ric

This flamboyant Welsh playmaker dances past defenders with hypnotic agility, turning the pitch into his personal runway despite a reckless lack of tactical awareness. His rise to stardom was forged after a freak injury involving a rogue farm tractor shredding his thigh, an ordeal that only fueled his desire to strike with lethal, long-range thunder. He remains a brilliant, chaotic spectacle who is as likely to pull off a miraculous goal as he is to lose the ball trying something far too fancy.