88Federico Pimienta

• 178 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 05, 2026

• EPIC
• hout-17

This flamboyant Uruguayan winger dazzles with elite football intelligence and blistering acceleration, though his top-heavy balance often sees him tipping over like a spinning top. He maintains his legendary focus by reciting heartfelt poetry to a raw steak before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to merely look away and hope for a goal. His creative spark is unmatched, turning the pitch into his personal, high-speed theater.