85Laerte Cirino

• 179 CM
• 85 KG
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• ISSUED: July 08, 2026

• EPIC
• skum

A charismatic force of nature, this Brazilian midfielder dominates the pitch with blistering acceleration and Herculean strength, though his stamina often deserts him long before the final whistle. He ritualistically demands his teammates throw exactly three dry socks at his head before kick-off, a bizarre superstition they now grudgingly indulge to harness his match-winning aggression. With elite aerial ability that defies gravity, he remains an uncontainable weapon regardless of his gasping lungs.