81Jos Simon

• 182 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 10, 2026

• RARE
• WD40_Gamer

This flamboyant Belgian defender turns defensive brilliance into pure art, though his weakness in aerial duels sometimes leaves him exposed. He refuses to step onto the pitch before balancing a stolen, unopened milk carton on his head for five minutes, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates shaking their heads in wonder. Despite his limited jumping reach, he moves with such lightning-fast precision that opponents don't even have time to blink.