82Noel Lyons

• 188 CM
• 85 KG
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• ISSUED: June 07, 2026

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This Irish midfield maestro dominates the pitch with divine first touch and supreme aerial presence, channeling the resilience forged after overcoming a bizarre barbecue explosion that once scorched his thigh. Though he lacks endurance and physical grit, his exquisite dribbling and assertive mentality make him an elite architect of the game.