83Miryam Pinilla

• 175 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 06, 2026

• RARE
• alessandro.provini

This friendly Spanish defensive midfielder is an impenetrable wall who dominates the pitch with devastating slide tackles and immense strength, despite having the sprint speed of a wandering turtle. To maintain focus, she insists on chewing a piece of dried kelp before kickoff, a bizarre superstition that always leaves her teammates in bewildered silence. She anchors the defense with sheer aggression, though her glaring lack of pace remains her most noticeable flaw.