83Andrey Sharipov

• 188 CM
• 82 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 18, 2026

• RARE
• Fabianforsure

This flamboyant Kazakh striker dominates with lethal precision in penalties and velvet-smooth first touches, though his woeful heading remains a comical liability. He insists on spray-painting his boots with glitter before every kick-off to stay sharp, a ritual that forces his bewildered teammates to wear sunglasses in the dressing room. He dances through defenses with terrifying shot power, making him an unstoppable force regardless of his inability to leave the ground.