81Malik Rzayev

• 180 CM
• 79 KG
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• ISSUED: June 18, 2026

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This lightning-fast Azerbaijani marksman plays with an unshakeable arrogance, backing up his flair with clinical finishing and penalties that find the corner every time. Once, after mocking the opposition goalkeeper for ten minutes, he famously did a backflip celebration right into a water cooler, swearing it was a deliberate performance art piece. His explosive acceleration and raw power are world-class, though his often heavy first touch serves as a humbling reminder that even gods sometimes trip over their own boots.