81Alexis Simões

• 174 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 05, 2026

• RARE
• gulaschkanister
• POTENTIAL 83-85

This flamboyant Portuguese winger leaves defenders dizzy with his supersonic speed, though his poor balance makes him tumble quite dramatically as if he were on a runway. He earned the nickname 'The Cascais Ballerina' after dribbling through the entire opposing team only to pause and strike a victorious pose in the goalmouth before tapping it home. His masterful first touch and flashy style remain pure theater, regardless of whether he ends up on his feet or the grass.