85Lazaro Rodas

• 189 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 23, 2026

• EPIC
• simonorv

Towering over attackers with a predatory grin, this Paraguayan wall treats every striker like a nuisance he’s destined to dismantle with surgical precision. He famously once spent an entire halftime break meticulously straightening the opposing winger's shirt collar while lecturing him on proper positioning, only to lock him down for the next forty-five minutes. His immense physical dominance and tactical genius are undeniable, even if his insufferable arrogance is arguably his most formidable defensive weapon.