86Pierre-Henri Salaun

• 180 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 11, 2026

• EPIC
• RuckTheFules

This Frenchman dances past defenders with hypnotic agility and explosive acceleration, though he often sabotages his own brilliant build-up play with erratic finishing. He once famously paused mid-dribble to wink at a frustrated goalkeeper before chipping the ball intentionally over the crossbar just for his own amusement. His cocky brilliance ensures that every time he touches the ball, the stadium holds its breath expecting either genius or utter absurdity.