86Samba Lesueur

• 184 CM
• 78 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 29, 2026

• EPIC
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This flamboyant Frenchman dances past defenders with hypnotic agility and explosive shot power that leaves goalkeepers frozen in time. He orchestrates his own highlight reel with relentless flair, though his aerial presence is comically non-existent due to an aversion to jumping. His gravity-defying balance ensures he remains the show-stopping protagonist every time he touches the pitch.