85Doris Burri

• 179 CM
• 84 KG
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• ISSUED: June 19, 2026

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Dominating the midfield with unrivaled physicality and blistering speed, this Swiss powerhouse treats every challenge like a personal victory lap. While her defensive brilliance is undeniable, her laughable inability to head a ball leaves her looking slightly lost in the air. She knows she is the best on the pitch, and she makes sure every opponent knows it too.