80Heiko Bauer

• 180 CM
• 77 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 23, 2026

• RARE
• DXC_Clown
• POTENTIAL 82-84

This fiery German defensive powerhouse suffocates opponents with elite speed and impeccable positioning, though he remains laughably terrible in the air. To lock in, he insists on wearing his shin guards backward and eating a single slice of plain toast exactly forty minutes before kickoff, leaving teammates baffled but afraid to intervene. His relentless tackling is as sharp as his pre-match ritual is bizarre.