85Joe Evseev

• 174 CM
• 81 KG
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• ISSUED: July 02, 2026

• EPIC
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This tireless Russian wing-back dominates the flanks with explosive speed and an iron-clad build, though his reckless tackling can occasionally invite trouble. He insists on eating exactly three raw almonds while whistling the national anthem before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mix of awe and mild concern. He brings chaotic energy to the pitch, chasing down every ball like a man possessed.