86James Simiyu

• 182 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: June 24, 2026

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This flamboyant Kenyan striker leaves defenders for dead with explosive acceleration and sublime close control, though he occasionally suffers from a lack of tactical awareness on the pitch. Before every match, he compulsively kisses his right shin ten times to ward off bad luck, a ritual so bizarre his teammates have stopped even trying to understand it. His playing style is vibrant and captivating, even when his lack of poise makes him trip over his own genius.