84Ján Novák

• 170 CM
• 73 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 27, 2026

• RARE
• EmpiricalBug

This Slovakian dynamo treats the pitch like his personal stage, using lightning-quick agility and blistering long shots to embarrass defenders who think he's too small to matter. He famously once stopped mid-dribble to sign an autograph for a heckling fan before curling a screamer into the top corner. While his ego is as massive as his shooting range, his questionable first touch sometimes leaves the ball drifting just a bit too far away.