83Nolberto Paredes

• 188 CM
• 84 KG
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• ISSUED: June 09, 2026

• RARE
• MBAFC

This Argentine defensive powerhouse dominates the pitch with lightning-fast slide tackles and relentless energy, though his slightly sluggish initial acceleration occasionally leaves him scrambling. To sharpen his focus, he insists on loudly reciting Shakespearean sonnets to his shin guards in the locker room, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch in silent, bewildered awe. His sheer aggression and expert positioning ensure that even when he is caught out, he remains a nightmare for any attacker.