87Mariska Harms

• 179 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 29, 2026

• EPIC
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This Dutch powerhouse dominates the pitch with explosive athleticism and a flamboyant style that defines her commanding presence as a defensive midfielder. Before every match, she obsessively brushes the center-circle grass with a designer toothbrush to ensure 'pure turf,' leaving teammates bewildered yet amused by her quirky routine. While her physical strength and tackling are world-class, she occasionally loses focus on her positioning because she is too busy curating her highlight-reel performance.