81Jimmy Carton

• 176 CM
• 82 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 15, 2026

• RARE
• Hanibal_Barca82

A tranquil maestro on the pitch, he drifts past defenders with hypnotic dribbling, though his erratic attacking vision often leads to moments of baffling confusion. Before kickoff, he obsessively eats a single unpeeled orange while staring into the sun, a ritual his teammates silently tolerate despite their collective bewilderment. His touch is pure magic, yet his inability to find the net consistently reminds everyone that even geniuses possess glaring flaws.