83Humberto Rojas

• 177 CM
• 76 KG
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• ISSUED: June 19, 2026

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This flamboyant Peruvian marksman turns the pitch into his personal runway, masterfully dancing through defenders before launching blistering long-range rockets that defy logic. His only real flaw is a clumsy tendency to lose his balance when turning at pace, but he compensates by insisting on taping a single dried orange peel to his left boot before every match. His teammates merely roll their eyes and clear a path, terrified that touching his citrus-scented lucky charm will somehow break his otherworldly strike zone.