81Serge Hagen

• RARE
• 184 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

This arrogant Dutch powerhouse dominates the air with physics-defying leaps and punishes goalkeepers with cannon-like shots, even if his first touch is as heavy as a lead ball. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, leaving his bewildered teammates to awkwardly avoid eye contact until the whistle blows. While he cruises past defenders with dazzling sprints, his baffling inability to score a simple header remains the running joke of the locker room.