83Gerardo Jimenez

• 189 CM
• 85 KG
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• ISSUED: June 09, 2026

• RARE
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This flamboyant Guatemalan striker dances past defenders with lightning speed and lethal flair, though his laughable aerial ability keeps his boots firmly glued to the pitch. He insists on meticulously applying strawberry-scented lip balm to his goalkeeper’s gloves before every kickoff to stay focused, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly scrubbing their palms. Despite his erratic touch, his goal-scoring instincts turn every match into a mesmerizing spectacle.