85Carlos Park

• 172 CM
• 76 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 19, 2026

• EPIC
• Famous_BingBoom

This lightning-fast Scottish engine plays with pure, aggressive arrogance, though his abysmal first touch often leaves him wrestling the ball more than a novice. He demands total silence in the locker room while he intensely headbutts a raw potato exactly five times, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates stifling laughs and keeping a wide berth. Despite his technical clumsiness, his explosive intensity makes him an undeniable, if infuriating, force on the pitch.