83Blanche Horemans

• 183 CM
• 86 KG
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• ISSUED: June 10, 2026

• RARE
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This cocky Belgian engine room dominates the pitch with a brutal aggression and tactical IQ that makes her nearly impossible to get past. To lock in before kickoff, she refuses to touch a ball unless she balances a sealed soda can on her head for exactly one minute, a ritual that leaves her teammates shaking their heads in amusement. Though she possesses a baffling hatred for slide tackling, her sheer defensive authority more than makes up for the oversight.