83Myriam van Eijk

• 179 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 06, 2026

• RARE
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A swaggering Dutch midfielder, she turned the personal tragedy of a debilitating bean allergy that ruined her childhood culinary dreams into an insatiable, aggressive drive for footballing dominance. She acts as an impenetrable iron wall with relentless stamina and strength, and though her sprint dribbling is comically clunky, she unapologetically commands the air and space around her. On the pitch, she carries an air of unshakable arrogance, viewing every match as a grand stage designed solely for her brilliance.