83Oxana Funke

• 177 CM
• 83 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 14, 2026

• RARE
• Iraqdidkobe
• POTENTIAL 84-85

This lightning-quick German playmaker dances past defenders with hypnotic agility, though her heavy first touch sometimes stalls her momentum. To center herself, she insists on braiding her left shoelace into her teammate's jersey before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves the rest of the squad equal parts amused and baffled. She remains an incredibly friendly engine of attack who treats the pitch like her own personal dance floor.