80Uschi Anders

• 183 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 25, 2026

• RARE
• carlo_f95
• POTENTIAL 82-84

Standing tall, this German striker glides past defenders with hypnotic agility and a silky first touch that masks her underwhelming long-range accuracy. To steady her nerves, she insists on brushing her boots with a tiny, enchanted garden rake before kickoff, a ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and slightly amused. Her predatory finishing turns every loose ball into a goal-scoring opportunity, provided she can survive the scramble.