83Hubert Jarosz

• 187 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 18, 2026

• RARE
• ToeCrow

This Polish striker possesses terrifying explosive speed and a lethal finish, though his head remains strictly ornamental during corners. He insists on eating a single cold sausage directly from his boot before kickoff, leaving teammates to just shake their heads in disbelief at his bizarre ego. He is arrogant, unstoppable, and absolutely confident in his own chaotic greatness.