83Laurent Haas

• 171 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 18, 2026

• RARE
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This cocky Swiss winger tears through defenses with lightning speed and supernatural balance, though his rampant ego sometimes leads him to make inexplicably sloppy passes. He insists on wearing his socks inside out with a single crushed cracker inside each before every match, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in helpless amusement.